Archive for November 10th, 2008
Bomb
John Travolta and Tom Cruise The Church of Scientology, brainchild of late science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard (also known for allegedly dying several times for tax purposes), is rumored to be getting a bomb sniffing dog to protect their celebrity members. Alas, they are about 12 films too late for disciples Tom Cruise and John
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Marshall
Marshall Lawless Unheeded cries for “Mercy!” punctuated the moaning drift of prairie wind. An approaching thunder of hoof beats shook the ground. Riders on sweltering horses ridden nigh unto exhaustion had gathered
King's
“Um, this is your Captain speaking. Thanks for sailing on the good ship Prosperity owned by King’s Kids Cruise Lines, sponsored by the man known for ‘marketing the faith once sold to the saints’ – Reverend T.V. Cash.” “Umm, that horrific thud you heard, the one faith talkers have commanded
