Archive for November 23rd, 2008

Humanity Offered Comprehensive Bailout

Humanity Offered Comprehensive Bailout

By bryan • on November 23, 2008

Mr. Ali 'Bout Mei Bailout is the deal of eternity, say Recipients   “Awesome!” Cries of joy and gratitude have been heard ringing across the planet as humanity has been offered a bailout: Total freedom, forgiveness of all debts, the slate wiped clean,

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Superhero Saved?

Superhero Saved?

By bryan • on November 23, 2008

Who is this hero? Transcript from an anonymous television interview with a famed Superhero who has reportedly become “Born Again.” Our Hero was seated behind a curtain with bathed in green light with

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Drinking At The Black Hole

Drinking At The Black Hole

By bryan • on November 23, 2008

Nursing a Seething Grudge The din of the jukebox, the smell of sleaze, the hustlers and the hustled, all swirling madly together like a slithering shadow silhouetted against the cheap Christmas lights

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