Archive for December, 2008

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SheepTrax

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

SheepTrax Radio, good stories in 60 seconds Welcome to the SheepTrax daily 60 second radio podcast. Radio stations, both broadcast and internet, please use these commercial free 60 second spots for free (all mp3). 60 seconds of good news about Jesus sure

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Fat

Fat

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

Fat lady to sing “It’s not over till I sing,” said the infamous Fat Lady, bursting at the seams with anticipation.SheepTrax Undercover investigations learned that the Fat Lady is in fact readying

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Jesus

Jesus

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

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Year

Year

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

Though I am a lop-eared American of Irish descent, my wife is Chinese so we naturally celebrate Chinese New Year. She disdains the Chinese zodiac and superstitious traditions like sweeping the bad luck out of

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I

I

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

A most charismatic circus I went to a carnival billed as THE GREATEST CARNIVAL SHOW ON EARTH! As I pulled in to the lot, there were smiling greeters with flashlights who guided me expertly as I parked. I exited my vehicle

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Lottery

Lottery

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

Winning numbers, but the devil to pay The National Lottery and Bingo Commission is in disarray after the exact same numbers have been drawn for 6 nights in a row. In what is being described as a public relations nightmare,

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Editorial:

Editorial:

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

Dr. Fulabul Shyster Dear Religion Editor, I am Dr. Fulabul Shyster, head of the research division of Advanced Psycho Enterprises, a.k.a., APE, a modern secret government department that I order you to have never heard

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Jaws

Jaws

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

Beware of the God? When I was a very young boy I had a horrific fear of animals, specifically dogs. I had been attacked and bitten by a dog and they frightened me. I don’t remember where we were that day, but it was on a

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Cleaning

Cleaning

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

Beware of cat. Really. We used to have a cat. Emphasize the “used to,” because I am not a cat lover. We originally got a cat as a young married couple because we knew we eventually wanted children and figured

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Digital

Digital

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

Game Launch. His odds for finding true love with online dating were 8 to 1. Why? For every 8 guys looking for love online there is 1 girl.  In the real world where cyber geeks often lack social graces, you multiply

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CEO

CEO

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

It's a wonderful life? The rumor is confirmed. The big guy, CEO of Santa, Inc., has resigned. He will Ho Ho Ho no more, at least, not in any official capacity. SheepTrax Undercover investigators have obtained a

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ebay

ebay

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

In the middle of the night, I woke up (or thought I did) to do some last minute holiday shopping on my favorite auction website, ebay.  Anyway, I typed in the URL and noticed immediately that the homepage looked different.

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Obituary:

Obituary:

By bryan • on December 22, 2008

 A tombstone in Baltimore, Maryland reads… “In Memory of ALEXANDER LAUDER… Death’s terror is the Mountain, Faith removes it…” Alexander’s tombstone is a shining testament to faith in Christ. Interred not far away are the remains of the Master of the Macabre, Edgar Allen

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If

If

By bryan • on December 15, 2008

  They smile in your face... What would Jesus do today if he had a daily TV ministry show? Does modern Christian TV programming line up with the blueprint called the Bible?  I can see the lights coming up, the fanfare

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New

New

By bryan • on December 14, 2008

Vomitus & Defilus recieve an offering... With the End Time apostasy in full swing, the old gods are reemerging from the shadows and are being welcomed as agents for change. And new gods are arising. Speaking from

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Editorial:

Editorial:

By admin • on December 14, 2008

Fleecing the flock Dear Editor, I thought you might want to know of some developments that have been passed on to me in a letter from the vertical Apostle D. R. Gitabuck, Midwest Regional Director for the Lovadollar Foundation.

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