Archive for December, 2008
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Fat
Fat lady to sing “It’s not over till I sing,” said the infamous Fat Lady, bursting at the seams with anticipation.SheepTrax Undercover investigations learned that the Fat Lady is in fact readying
Year
Though I am a lop-eared American of Irish descent, my wife is Chinese so we naturally celebrate Chinese New Year. She disdains the Chinese zodiac and superstitious traditions like sweeping the bad luck out of
I
A most charismatic circus I went to a carnival billed as THE GREATEST CARNIVAL SHOW ON EARTH! As I pulled in to the lot, there were smiling greeters with flashlights who guided me expertly as I parked. I exited my vehicle
Lottery
Winning numbers, but the devil to pay The National Lottery and Bingo Commission is in disarray after the exact same numbers have been drawn for 6 nights in a row. In what is being described as a public relations nightmare,
Editorial:
Dr. Fulabul Shyster Dear Religion Editor, I am Dr. Fulabul Shyster, head of the research division of Advanced Psycho Enterprises, a.k.a., APE, a modern secret government department that I order you to have never heard
Jaws
Beware of the God? When I was a very young boy I had a horrific fear of animals, specifically dogs. I had been attacked and bitten by a dog and they frightened me. I don’t remember where we were that day, but it was on a
Cleaning
Beware of cat. Really. We used to have a cat. Emphasize the “used to,” because I am not a cat lover. We originally got a cat as a young married couple because we knew we eventually wanted children and figured
Digital
Game Launch. His odds for finding true love with online dating were 8 to 1. Why? For every 8 guys looking for love online there is 1 girl. In the real world where cyber geeks often lack social graces, you multiply
CEO
It's a wonderful life? The rumor is confirmed. The big guy, CEO of Santa, Inc., has resigned. He will Ho Ho Ho no more, at least, not in any official capacity. SheepTrax Undercover investigators have obtained a
ebay
In the middle of the night, I woke up (or thought I did) to do some last minute holiday shopping on my favorite auction website, ebay. Anyway, I typed in the URL and noticed immediately that the homepage looked different.
Obituary:
A tombstone in Baltimore, Maryland reads… “In Memory of ALEXANDER LAUDER… Death’s terror is the Mountain, Faith removes it…” Alexander’s tombstone is a shining testament to faith in Christ. Interred not far away are the remains of the Master of the Macabre, Edgar Allen
If
They smile in your face... What would Jesus do today if he had a daily TV ministry show? Does modern Christian TV programming line up with the blueprint called the Bible? I can see the lights coming up, the fanfare
New
Vomitus & Defilus recieve an offering... With the End Time apostasy in full swing, the old gods are reemerging from the shadows and are being welcomed as agents for change. And new gods are arising. Speaking from
Editorial:
Fleecing the flock Dear Editor, I thought you might want to know of some developments that have been passed on to me in a letter from the vertical Apostle D. R. Gitabuck, Midwest Regional Director for the Lovadollar Foundation.
