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Vomitus & Defilus recieve an offering...
With the End Time apostasy in full swing, the old gods are reemerging from the shadows and are being welcomed as agents for change. And new gods are arising.
Speaking from a revival meeting in Washington DC, specifically a Roman Empire revival meeting, a spokesman for Ba’al said, “We’re proud, very proud indeed to introduce the unsuspecting public to a few new members of the pantheon of gods: Hail Defilus, god of porn and sexual perversion. Hail, Vomitus, god of substance abuse!”
He noted that Defiles and Vomitus are targeting youth ministry in conjunction with Christian apostates in general and Emergent Church movement specifically.
He noted that Defiles and Vomitus are targeting youth ministry in conjunction with Christian apostates in general and Emergent Church movement specifically.
The recently christened gods are both “ecstatic” to be loosed as a plague upon humanity. Said Defilus, “We would like to thank Western churches for trying to make ministry relevant with video games, pagan authors and whatnot. Kids today are more interested in Halo 3 than the Holy 3, and are ignorant of both the reality of spiritual warfare and the teaching of the Bible. Since they don’t know the scriptures, we have the advantage and a powerful vacuum to fill. We hope to destroy them through their lack of knowledge of the holy.”
Vomitus, sporting a tattoo of a red circle with a slash through the letters AA, wearing a T-shirt that said, “Gonna Party Like It’s 1999 B.C.,” agreed. “Thank the gods for compromise. As Christ is a stranger to them, well, to quote their book, ‘A stranger they will not follow.’ It’s time they learned to revere, and fear, the pantheon of pagan gods. There can’t be only One.”
The new and recent gods are grateful for the altars of materialism and pleasure set up in the high places of Western culture where many $uccess & Wealth worshippers have already sacrificed their children for bigger houses, vacations, plastic surgery and plasma TVs, but said they are looking for still greater sacrifices. And what could be greater than sacrificing the youth of a nation?
Said the fearful but adoring Defilus, “Take Moloch, for instance. The bullheaded ancient god of child sacrifice has made amazing inroads with Planned Parenthood, his cover operation. 50 million unborn children sacrificed. And counting. What amazing blood sacrifice! And I thought the bloodthirsty Nazis were awesome! Originally, our lil’ Jezebel, Margaret Sanger, set this organization up to exterminate what she called “inferior races”, specifically targeting Blacks. We’ve expanded on the original vision to include exterminating the entire inferior race, I mean, humans in general, of course.”
Defilus and Vomitus are working hard to win the hearts and worship of today’s youth. Unlike many self-indulgent, evangelical Christians, they are aware that time is short and there are souls to harvest.
While there is excitement about Vomitus and Defilus, the ancient gods, ever competitive and jealous, are nevertheless excited to welcome the return of one of their own, Ashtoreth also know as Isis, Venus, Aphrodite and Mystery Babylon: Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth. Ever the changeling, her various guises and makeovers through history have kept many guessing. Rumor has it she’s adopted a new incarnation, and, ever the attention whore, demands to be worshipped – or else. She will henceforth be known as – Auntie Christ!
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