Archive for December, 2008
Satan's
Who ya gonna cheer? She walked to the edge of the sports arena. On the field, which was the color of rust, like dried blood, there was a cheerleading practice happening. Curiously, some of the cheerleaders were in their street clothes, some half in uniform, while the
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Fire
Signs of the times. End of the world specials! Why? It’s all gotta go. Due to flood damage and repeated vandalism by the Thief and his allies, the Manufacturer has announced a new beginning coming,
Lip-Synching
The Blasphmey Network’s favorite preacher Brother Pumpkin Head got busted for lip-synching to an old Jimmy Swaggert sermon. “There was a power hiccup at the studio and the recording went dead. Like a bad kung fu movie, Pumpkin’ lips just kept moving.” wrote one irate audience member. “Why
There
Conspiracy? What Conspiracy? We want the world to know our conspiracy theory was wrong. All our research on UFOs has proven to be false. We wrongly taught that the Nephilim, space aliens/demons, described
Real
A Real Man of Genius? (Real Men of Gen-ius!) Today we salute you, Mr. “I Hate God and Anyone Who Worships Him.” (You Hate God and Anyone Who Worships Him!) You see the same magnificent Creation everyone else
Unholy
Ghouls just want to have fun? Balir Faingoth, a Southern California mother of two, is outraged and, of course, suing anyone and everything remotely connected with Dusty the Demon Doll. “Dusty the Demon Doll is
Putting
Cody Cody had been in our family for 9 years. While we love him, he was never quite right. He was untrainable and with his incessant drooling, peeing on the carpet, gnawing on the furniture, not to mention his howling and
Church
Sister Ima Wright Does God love everyone? Yep. “For God so loved the world…” Does that mean everyone in it is loveable? Tee hee hee. Welcome to the Practical Surviving Training for Christian fellowship. Over the years,
Interview
Like A Virgin? They are the stuff of Jesus most enigmatic, haunting parable – the five foolish virgins. SheepTrax Undercover managed to catch up to one of the rejected ones, a member of the bridal Company who awaited
Idols
Mammon's Elves As the western world drifts away from the knowledge of the living God, ancient idols are coming back in vogue and, like overpaid divas, are getting more demanding. Upping his already hefty contract
