Archive for January 5th, 2009

Revelation News, Weather, and Sports

Revelation News, Weather, and Sports

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

Art by Pat Marvenko Smith, copyright revelationillustrated.com SheepTrax Xpress has uncovered something rarer than a Hannibal Lecter “steak” dinner; two evening news talking heads

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My “Dr. Philibuster” & "O" Cult Resolution

My “Dr. Philibuster” & "O" Cult Resolution

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

Oprah's Cosmic Christ - too loopy to be Lord Are you one of the beloved duped by the new spirituality that denies Jesus Christ? One who bought into the postmodern-Emergent-3rd Wave ooey-gooey mess that

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Subprime Saints Causing Church Meltdown

Subprime Saints Causing Church Meltdown

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

Subprime Salvation Lite - a bad investment.. “It’s the subprime Christians that are causing the meltdown,” said Ima Watchman. “The church of Jesus Christ is mandated to make disciples and instead what we have

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The Gospel according to Shakespear

The Gospel according to Shakespear

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

What if Shakespeare had written a New Testament style epistle? Weaving quotes sometimes skewered by literary license from The Bard’s life’s work, SheepTrax Xpress humbly present The Gospel According to Shakespeare. O

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Apostles Funniest Home Videos

Apostles Funniest Home Videos

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

SheepTrax Media is proud to present the latest in holy gaffs, bad prayers, and general confusion among Jesus merry band of men. Introducing the Apostles’ Funniest Home Videos! See: Peter sneaking off to the Lake of Galilee after hours to “practice” walking on the water. How many times does

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Obituary: Nikos Kazantzakis

Obituary: Nikos Kazantzakis

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

From the tombstone of Nikos Kazantzakis in Crete: “I don’t believe, I don’t hope, I don’t fear. I am free.” Welcome to the SheepTrax Xpress Obituaries where we dare to ponder tombstone inscriptions

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Opraholics Anonymous

Opraholics Anonymous

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

No More O-gasms! Bertha Canal is a Middle America soccer mom complete with a middle management husband, 2 cats, 3 kids, an SUV, and a terrible secret. She’s a recovering Oprah addict.  Founder of the spiritual self-help

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