Archive for January 12th, 2009

Coastal

Coastal

By bryan • on January 12, 2009

Jimmy Buffett Slapped Here! Dear Jimmy Buffet, I’m resigning as a Parrothead and am saying goodbye to you and the whimsically dubbed Coral Reefer Band. Lately, I’ve had some changes in latitude and changes in attitude of my own, going from stoned to the

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Greenhouse

Greenhouse

By bryan • on January 12, 2009

Creating Greenhouse gasses (Editor’s Note: If you’re easily offended, you might want to skip this one!) Rev. Red Welts of the Only Right Church in Petty, Kansas, known for protesting at the funerals

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One

One

By bryan • on January 12, 2009

A CEO of a highly successful upstart company is burning out, severely stressed, and believes his time is short. He’s plotting one last gamble. We find him lying on a couch confiding with a psychiatrist who is

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Out

Out

By bryan • on January 12, 2009

Reality TV shows are all the rage these days. We have Big Brother, Survivor, and The Osborne’s. It’s time the church responded to this trend. I suggest my pilot TV program titled Out of the Gospel Ghetto. The premise

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Miss

Miss

By bryan • on January 12, 2009

Miss Godly Manners, Advice Columnist Dear Miss Godly Manners.  As a Christian, I have been invited to the social event of Eternity – the Marriage Supper of the Lamb. Do I need to bring a gift? If so, where

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