Apostles
SheepTrax Media is proud to present the latest in holy gaffs, bad prayers, and general confusion among Jesus merry band of men. Introducing the Apostles’ Funniest Home Videos!
See: Peter sneaking off to the Lake of Galilee after hours to “practice” walking on the water. How many times does a guy need to be baptized?
See: The off-scene commentary of Lazarus rising from the dead after 4 days. Hear classic comments from the faithful like, “Eeeewwwwwww that smell!” and Andrew’s classic, “Ohmyg…. Did somebody step on a duck?”
Ever wonder what ever happened to the demons driven out of the Gadarene demoniac? Remember, when Jesus drove the demons into pigs? Watch the hilarity as the bacon flies when the Master creates the first ever batch of Deviled Ham!
The Apostles Funniest Home Videos contains materials never before seen by the general public. If you’re a casual disciple of Jesus, your dust gathering collection of Bibles won’t be complete without this amazing offer.
Hear interviews with the Apostles as they speak candidly about their relationship with Jesus and with each other. What did Peter, James, and John, Jesus’ inner circle, really know that the others didn’t? Watch a first time showing of the life of Judas when he was just one of the guys, before he went over to the dark side.
And what video collection would be complete without a rap version of the Master doing the Beatitudes? We’ve remastered the original Sermon on the Mount coupled with music from today’s hottest recording artists. You’ll love this innovative retelling of the heart of the Christian Gospel. It makes a perfect Christmas gift!
As a special holiday offer, we’ve recreated a few of the more visual scenes from the book of Revelation using special Hollywood computer graphics. Just what are all those harps, bowls, and trumpets about anyway? Buy the video collection and find out! DVD and Cassette tapes available, too.
The Apostles’ Funniest Home Videos, order today!
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