Archive for January, 2009
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A CEO of a highly successful upstart company is burning out, severely stressed, and believes his time is short. He’s plotting one last gamble. We find him lying on a couch confiding with a psychiatrist who is seated in a chair. DOCTOR: The questionnaire you
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Reality TV shows are all the rage these days. We have Big Brother, Survivor, and The Osborne’s. It’s time the church responded to this trend. I suggest my pilot TV program titled Out of the Gospel Ghetto. The premise
Miss
Miss Godly Manners, Advice Columnist Dear Miss Godly Manners. As a Christian, I have been invited to the social event of Eternity – the Marriage Supper of the Lamb. Do I need to bring a gift? If so, where
Revelation
Art by Pat Marvenko Smith, copyright revelationillustrated.com SheepTrax Xpress has uncovered something rarer than a Hannibal Lecter
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Oprah's Cosmic Christ - too loopy to be Lord Are you one of the beloved duped by the new spirituality that denies Jesus Christ? One who bought into the postmodern-Emergent-3rd Wave ooey-gooey mess that
Subprime
Subprime Salvation Lite - a bad investment.. “It’s the subprime Christians that are causing the meltdown,” said Ima Watchman. “The church of Jesus Christ is mandated to make disciples and instead what we have
The
What if Shakespeare had written a New Testament style epistle? Weaving quotes sometimes skewered by literary license from The Bard’s life’s work, SheepTrax Xpress humbly present The Gospel According to Shakespeare. O
Apostles
SheepTrax Media is proud to present the latest in holy gaffs, bad prayers, and general confusion among Jesus merry band of men. Introducing the Apostles’ Funniest Home Videos! See: Peter sneaking off to the Lake of Galilee after hours to “practice” walking on the water. How many times does
Obituary:
From the tombstone of Nikos Kazantzakis in Crete: “I don’t believe, I don’t hope, I don’t fear. I am free.” Welcome to the SheepTrax Xpress Obituaries where we dare to ponder tombstone inscriptions
Opraholics
No More O-gasms! Bertha Canal is a Middle America soccer mom complete with a middle management husband, 2 cats, 3 kids, an SUV, and a terrible secret. She’s a recovering Oprah addict. Founder of the spiritual self-help
