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Since Baathits death squads in Iraq still friendly to Saddam were looking to execute him in the name of the All Merciful One, acknowledged terrorist Ackmed decided he was pro-Western after all and agreed to help the Americans infidels. In exchange, he was given a “pork barrel” filled with rewards including money and instant citizenship in the USA.

Now working at an American grocery store (woefully owned by Jews), having gone from Baghdad to bag boy, terrorist to tourist, Ackmed and his family are having admitted difficulty adjusting to life in America.

“Freedom… difficult,” he says in broken English.

Ackmed’s children attend an English/Arab speaking school as they learn to infiltrate, err, blend into American culture – without being defiled. Local ex-jihadist leaders decided to have a friendly spelling competition with an American school, a cultural exchange day.

Alas, the Spelling Bee-Heading was a disaster as no American students dared come. Good thing, too; Americans spell Koran with a “K”.

From burquas to faith-sanctioned wife beating, ex-jihadists claim they are getting bad press. “Can’t we all just along? Americans, bow the knee and submit to Islam and finally all will be well!”

While billing itself as the religion of peace, Islam actually means submission: through enslavement, by the sword, or by death. Those are the three types of “peace” that Islam offers and no wonder; Islam is out to conquer the world.

The work of reconciling the world to the Prophet goes ever forward. Ackmed is looking forward to a blessed world of peace and safety when the glorious star and crescent moon of Islam fly on a flag over the White House in Washington, DC, over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, over the House of Lords in…

While they are saying, “Peace and safety!” then destruction will come upon them suddenly like labor pains upon a woman with child, and they will not escape. 1 Thessalonians 5: 3 (NASB)

Bryan Hupperts © 2009

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