Archive for February, 2009
Mummies
(Reprinted from Newspeak Week Magazine - 3012 AD) The Oscar Idol As the oceans are finally receding due to global cooling, archeologists have uncovered a valley of kings from a massive civilization on the recently un-submerged West coast of the Northern Americas. What has
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“I was prophesied over and called as a prophet to the nations,” said devastated Dave who is ironically working with the nations, sort of, as a delivery boy for an after-hours Chop Suey joint. Dave, who is hiding
The
Is this the anti-Christian Bale? Actor Christian Bale of Batman fame was recently caught on tape screaming in a 4 minute, profanity-laced tirade. We give his unprofessional behavior a fitting “F” as that
Alien
Loving the alien? Rumors of an alien civilization were whispered by the fearful faithful. Strange sightings, otherworldly looking creatures had been seen. A few of the faithful had dared to venture outside to explore
Talking
Dude, you so need to be born again… Zombies. They’re all around us, the living dead. They may look normal but inside they are ghastly creatures, lost souls, who feed on flesh. I’m talking about spiritual zombies.
Bryan's
My family and I live close to a bird sanctuary, a place where injured birds are taken for care. It’s a combination avian hospital, sanctuary, and education center. It’s not far from a wolf sanctuary,
Archery
Careful what you aim for. I found myself standing on an archery range, crossbow and arrow at the ready, being coached by none other than Jesus himself. “You’re a hunter?” I asked. His mirthful response
Personalized
And just who is God to tell me how to behave anyway? Joel O’Flesh, President of It’s All About You Marketing, had a brainstorm. His ex-wife suggested that going to church would change his life like it did hers
Bible
The Bible Drinking Game It’s not pony rides for memorizing Bible verses that some churches are using to attract the young. And forget Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, too. One youth ministry has a new lineup: Jack Daniels,
