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Christian pop pioneer Larry Norman once asked, “Why should the devil have all the good music?” And drat, drat drat!, he’s got all the good theme songs, too. In our Marketing Is Ministry world, we need to stand out. For all the hour’s we’ve wasted in front of the boob tube, let’s redeem the time by sanctifying some classic TV theme songs.
Shall we?
If you attend an animated, charismatic–style family church, try…
Live Stone, Come to Live Stone, We’re not like the Assemblies. Our teaching is like Bedrock,
Our sages know God’s mysteries.
Come join with the family down the street.
For worship that no other church can beat!
When you’re here at Live Stone
You’ll have a yabba dabba doo time.
(We call it “tongues” time.)
And we have carpet time!
If you’re the only thing hardcore happening spiritually in your city, may we suggest…
Just sit right down, other churches fail,
They’re no more than a blip
Find God at the Only Church That’s Right
And true Discipleship.
Pastor an alternative church? Try…
We’re creepy and we’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
We’re all together ooky,
We’re God’s Goth Family.
Com’on, stretch yourself creatively. Post your favorite They Should Be Church Theme Songs below!
And you’re welcome.
Bryan Hupperts © 2008 – 2009
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