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Atheist is toast?

Is that really the image of infamous atheist Madeline Murray O’Hare staring back from the great beyond on a burned piece of toast? More than Wonder Bread, it’s a wonder.

“I followed the atheism of Madeline Murray O’Hare convinced she was right about there being no God, no afterlife, no joy in the world. Now, I’m not so sure,’ said a visible shaken Gene Poole of Dumbno, MO who was “horrified” when the dead atheists’ alleged image appeared on his burning morning toast.

At the center of the controversy, on a lone burned heel, is the burned image of what some are suggesting might be the charred likeness of Madeline Murray O’Hare. “If she is communicating from the afterlife, it doesn’t look like she’s doing too good,” said Poole.

An avowed communist and founder of American Atheists, O’Hare successfully spearheaded the charge to have prayer removed from public schools. She was labeled, “the most hated woman in America” for her efforts. And it’s urban legend to suggest she is trying to have the now defunct CBS TV show Touch By An Angel removed from the air as both it and she have been canceled.

Her son William later became a born against Christian and she publicly renounced him, especially after he became a preacher. He described his estranged mother as “evil,” Later, O’Hare and others were murdered after a small fortune in gold from her foundation went missing.

As to the mysterious tormented image of the toast ghost, judge for yourself.

Said a humbled Poole, “If that is really her likeness, and I ain’t saying for sure, perhaps we can sell her on eBay. That way her life can still do somebody some good. Still, I kinda think we need to take this as a warning or we, too, might end up as toast.”

Say to them, ‘As I live!’ declares the Lord GOD, ‘I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn from his way and live.’ Ezekiel 33: 10

Bryan Hupperts © 2009
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