Archive for March, 2009
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Fenton, MO. Off Highway 30 just outside St. Louis, MO (USA) sits the $20 million dollar ministry headquarters of Joyce Myers Ministries. Meyers, a grandmother, Christian TV personality, and mega-best selling author, is an advocate of the Prosperity Gospel, the belief
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Banning
Scarlett O'Harlot Scarlett O’Harlot, high priestess of the End Time Church of the Seven Hills, has issued a decree to the unifying global church: Stop reading the Manual. The Manual is, of course, the
Obituary:
From a tombstone of a natural gas worker in Wiltshire, England: “Blown upward Out of sight: He sought the leak By candlelight.” Welcome to SheepTrax Xpress, where we dare to ponder tombstone inscriptions in eternity’s light. Ever heard of the Darwin Awards? These are awarded to, “The
Hoax
Salvation Lite. “No, Bill Gates isn’t sending you money for trying his new Windows operating system; and there is no Nigerian Billionare’s widow needing your help to discreetly transfer millions in bank
Mormons
The real sacred scrolls of Mormon. The Mormon Church is reeling at the triumphant announcement of the discovery of the actual sacred gold tablets revealed to church founder Joseph Smith by the angel Moroni. “It’s
Once
Everybody must get stoned? The latest, greatest scientific brouhaha to hit the news inevitably makes me shake my head in wonder as I flash yet another Cheshire grin. Why do I vacillate between disgust and amusement?
Image
Atheist is toast? Is that really the image of infamous atheist Madeline Murray O’Hare staring back from the great beyond on a burned piece of toast? More than Wonder Bread, it’s a wonder. “I followed the
