Archive for May, 2009
Tonguezilla!
Tonguezilla! Maybe it was the pizza, maybe not, but I had the craziest dream. It was set like a 1950s B horror film. Remember The Blob, The Thing, Creature From The Black Lagoon? I had a scary dream about a fierce creature, a thing, a monster so hideous, so destructive
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An Apostle’s Resume
You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting someone claiming to be an apostle. There were, I believe, only 23 apostles listed or mentioned in the New Testament and, while I believe the gifts of the Spirit
Giving Answer to God
Looking forward to that performance review? If there is anything in the business world that generates more unneeded tension than the boss suddenly promoting his new, under qualified girlfriend to be your supervisor, it
Floating Kidney Seeks Body
Speeding down the highway, I recognized the medical emblem in the front window of the car trying to pass me: it was a medical transport car. They carry pharmaceuticals and medical equipment and sometimes, when you
Afterlife Elvis
Calling Elvis? The King here. That’s right, you little Hound Dogs, it’s me – Afterlife Elvis! Jesus Christ, the risen King of Kings put in a little request that I get set the record, CD, MP3, whatever you call ‘em
Big Sheep
A politician who lost an important election was asked by a nosy reporter how he was sleeping since his stunning, humiliating defeat. The veteran of many hard fought election campaigns replied, “I sleep like a baby.
Bessie’s Final Fling
Moon or bust! “Load the Bovine!” Bio-weapons aren’t a new concept. Sure, weapons of mass destruction that can spread smallpox or other horrible diseases are a very frightening, very real possibility
Two Rivers of Blood on America
River of Blood I saw a river of blood forming in pools in judgment on the White House lawn, on the tarmac, and on the steps of the Supreme Court. This river of blood is the slain blood of the innocent, of the unborn.