Archive for May, 2009
Tonguezilla!
Tonguezilla! Maybe it was the pizza, maybe not, but I had the craziest dream. It was set like a 1950s B horror film. Remember The Blob, The Thing, Creature From The Black Lagoon? I had a scary dream about a fierce creature, a thing, a monster so hideous, so destructive
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You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting someone claiming to be an apostle. There were, I believe, only 23 apostles listed or mentioned in the New Testament and, while I believe the gifts of the Spirit
Giving
Looking forward to that performance review? If there is anything in the business world that generates more unneeded tension than the boss suddenly promoting his new, under qualified girlfriend to be your supervisor, it
Floating
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Afterlife
Calling Elvis? The King here. That’s right, you little Hound Dogs, it’s me – Afterlife Elvis! Jesus Christ, the risen King of Kings put in a little request that I get set the record, CD, MP3, whatever you call ‘em
Big
A politician who lost an important election was asked by a nosy reporter how he was sleeping since his stunning, humiliating defeat. The veteran of many hard fought election campaigns replied, “I sleep like a baby.
