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Tonguezilla!

Tonguezilla!

By bryan • on May 19, 2009

Tonguezilla! Maybe it was the pizza, maybe not, but I had the craziest

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An Apostle’s Resume

An Apostle’s Resume

By bryan • on May 19, 2009

You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting someone claiming

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Giving Answer to God

Giving Answer to God

By bryan • on May 18, 2009

Looking forward to that performance review? If there is anything in the

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Floating Kidney Seeks Body

Floating Kidney Seeks Body

By bryan • on May 18, 2009

Speeding down the highway, I recognized the medical emblem in

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Afterlife Elvis

Afterlife Elvis

By bryan • on May 12, 2009

Calling Elvis? The King here. That’s right, you little Hound Dogs, it’s

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Big Sheep

Big Sheep

By bryan • on May 3, 2009

A politician who lost an important election was asked by a nosy reporter

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Bessie’s Final Fling

Bessie’s Final Fling

By bryan • on May 3, 2009

Moon or bust! “Load the Bovine!” Bio-weapons aren’t

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Two Rivers of Blood on America

River of Blood I saw a river of blood forming in pools in judgment on the White House lawn, on the tarmac, and on the

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Seven Times the Fun

My brother and I took my then 5 year old son David fishing in a little city park. We were told that the blue gill would do

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Same Old Song

When I was in college, I majored in radio and TV. Part

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Wanted: Goddess for Hire

Forget talent agents and Junior Miss Pageant shows. If you’re looking to cash in on your 5 year old daughters’

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The Whine Shop

I was walking down a commercial street district and heard party-like noises coming from a shop. The door suddenly

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The Ooze

It was just a small black spot, a minor blip on her beauty radar, certainly nothing to worry about. She dabbed some

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Postmodern Pastor Hit By Bus

Good News Flash: A Postmodern pastor was hit by a bus at the corner of Absolut & Reality Lane. According to his testimony, when he “saw a light from Heaven,” Rev. Derrick Dunkoff had an

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A Corridor of Portraits

While praying, the Lord opened a beautiful vision to me.  I found myself in a very long hallway and at the opposite far

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The Maka-Messiah Shoppe

I was walking through Eden Mall shopping center when I spied The Maka-Messiah Shoppe. It was laid out so you

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