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Tonguezilla!
Tonguezilla! Maybe it was the pizza, maybe not, but I had the craziest dream. It was set like a 1950s B horror film. Remember The Blob, The Thing, Creature From The Black Lagoon? I had a scary dream about a fierce creature, a thing, a monster so hideous, so destructive
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Bessie’s Final Fling
Moon or bust! “Load the Bovine!” Bio-weapons aren’t a new concept. Sure, weapons of mass destruction that can spread smallpox or other horrible diseases are a very frightening, very real possibility
5 Fold Ministry Hold ’Em
In a hidden back room in a place called The Church Casino, I was invited to watch a high stakes game of poker being played. The players were some of the biggest names in religion. Each had come, not with a cross,
Reclaiming Vincent
Think of the great artists of the Church; Michelangelo, Bach, there have been too many to list. One name is absent from the Who’s Who of Christian artists who touched the world for God: Vincent Van Gogh. Wait. Isn’t
Mummies For Nothing
(Reprinted from Newspeak Week Magazine - 3012 AD) The Oscar Idol As the oceans are finally receding due to global cooling, archeologists have uncovered a valley of kings from a massive civilization on the recently un-submerged
Stumbling Blocks, a church game
Never too young to play Stumbling Blocks We at the Family Entertainment Research Institute were shocked to discover the wildly popular church game: Stumbling Blocks. The premise is simple: you ante
The Window at the End of the Universe
My cosmic quest for the fabled Window at the End of the Universe was over. Suddenly, it appeared before me suspended in space. Like a pilgrim finding the Grail, I stood staring slack-jawed at the Window fearing it was a mirage or a figment of archetypal desire. Yet I dared hope. It was real. I pulled
Opraholics Anonymous
No More O-gasms! Bertha Canal is a Middle America soccer mom complete with a middle management husband, 2 cats, 3 kids, an SUV, and a terrible secret. She’s a recovering Oprah addict. Founder of the spiritual self-help
I went to a Carnival
A most charismatic circus I went to a carnival billed as THE GREATEST CARNIVAL SHOW ON EARTH! As I pulled in to the lot, there were smiling greeters with flashlights who guided me expertly as I parked. I exited my vehicle
ebay Auction
In the middle of the night, I woke up (or thought I did) to do some last minute holiday shopping on my favorite auction website, ebay. Anyway, I typed in the URL and noticed immediately that the homepage looked different.
If Jesus Had A TV Ministry
They smile in your face... What would Jesus do today if he had a daily TV ministry show? Does modern Christian TV programming line up with the blueprint called the Bible? I can see the lights coming up, the fanfare
Interview With A Foolish Virgin
Like A Virgin? They are the stuff of Jesus most enigmatic, haunting parable – the five foolish virgins. SheepTrax Undercover managed to catch up to one of the rejected ones, a member of the bridal Company who awaited
Choosing My Religion
Choosing My Religion So, your aching soul has finally realized the cold universe spins on with or without you. Upsetting to finally realize Grandma was right, isn’t it? It’s not all about you. There is something out there greater than you, calling you to seek and find. Congratulations. You’re
