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I found myself inside a bowling alley. A tournament of sorts was well underway. It seemed every being, most especially the saints of the Most High, were there. A banner was displayed at the far end over the bowling pins that said, “Bowling For Idols.” Idols? A man approached and pointed me to my lane. I knew it was the Lord. I asked, “Why
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Giving
Looking forward to that performance review? If there is anything in the business world that generates more unneeded tension than the boss suddenly promoting his new, under qualified girlfriend to be your supervisor, it
Floating
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Afterlife
Calling Elvis? The King here. That’s right, you little Hound Dogs, it’s me – Afterlife Elvis! Jesus Christ, the risen King of Kings put in a little request that I get set the record, CD, MP3, whatever you call ‘em
Wanted:
Forget talent agents and Junior Miss Pageant shows. If you’re looking to cash in on your 5 year old daughters’ charm and good looks, there is a dire shortage of goddesses in Nepal. They are hiring. Think
The
I was walking down a commercial street district and heard party-like noises coming from a shop. The door suddenly opened and someone I took to be the host invited me in. “We’re having a whine tasting
The
It was just a small black spot, a minor blip on her beauty radar, certainly nothing to worry about. She dabbed some blush over the spot, smiled confidently back at herself in the mirror, and went on about her fabulous
A
While praying, the Lord opened a beautiful vision to me. I found myself in a very long hallway and at the opposite far end of this hallway was a fireplace burning in a room. I began to walk down the corridor and saw
The
I was walking through Eden Mall shopping center when I spied The Maka-Messiah Shoppe. It was laid out so you could select your doll then accessorize to your own tastes. With my mouth open in disbelief, I stepped
The
Once upon a time a would be princess, who, to escape the troubling world, being fed up with charmless princes, frogs on the make, fed up with “get rich quick” guaranteed gold making multi-level marketing spindles,
The
Dr. Americana Bones, the famous adventurer archeologist, has unearthed an ancient document that is by far the oldest writing ever discovered. “It’s genuine,” said the intrepid explorer. “I’ll
Unauthorized
She was driving past a church when she saw a sign advertising an Unauthorized Church Bake Sale. Why would a church bake sale be unauthorized? Curiosity got the better of her so she parked and waked on
My
Does anyone really have an Inner Mermaid? Stem cell research, genetic engineering, bioethics, words that are all part of a growing vocabulary of a wondrous, and potentially frightening, brave new world where man gets to
Banning
Scarlett O'Harlot Scarlett O’Harlot, high priestess of the End Time Church of the Seven Hills, has issued a decree to the unifying global church: Stop reading the Manual. The Manual is, of course, the
