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Mormons
The real sacred scrolls of Mormon. The Mormon Church is reeling at the triumphant announcement of the discovery of the actual sacred gold tablets revealed to church founder Joseph Smith by the angel Moroni. “It’s
Image
Atheist is toast? Is that really the image of infamous atheist Madeline Murray O’Hare staring back from the great beyond on a burned piece of toast? More than Wonder Bread, it’s a wonder. “I followed the
Getting
Route 666 If you’re idle as if motorless Travel the wide way The highway of eeriness. You’ll get kicked on Route 666! - pop song popularized by The Hellions Route 666 doesn’t appear on maps anymore as people
Feminism's
Feminism's Scarlet Woman You dare speak out against feminism? Why, you sexiest, oppressive, testosterone-driven, club-wielding, backward, grunting, knuckle-dragging Neanderthal… Whoa. Hold on there, angry
Choosin'
“My name is in the Bible prophetically because I am divinely chosen by God. You will not question me,” declares D’Lusion, mega prophet and supreme apostle of the Almighty, the man with whom God speaks
Retaking
We sail for my Father's kingdom... I dreamed I was aboard a luxury liner, the good ship Christendom, converted curiously enough from a battleship, cruising blissfully through a lazy blue ocean. The cruise ads had
Jihadist
The main tenant of Islam. Since Baathits death squads in Iraq still friendly to Saddam were looking to execute him in the name of the All Merciful One, acknowledged terrorist Ackmed decided he was pro-Western after all
Another
“I was prophesied over and called as a prophet to the nations,” said devastated Dave who is ironically working with the nations, sort of, as a delivery boy for an after-hours Chop Suey joint. Dave, who is hiding
Talking
Dude, you so need to be born again… Zombies. They’re all around us, the living dead. They may look normal but inside they are ghastly creatures, lost souls, who feed on flesh. I’m talking about spiritual zombies.
Archery
Careful what you aim for. I found myself standing on an archery range, crossbow and arrow at the ready, being coached by none other than Jesus himself. “You’re a hunter?” I asked. His mirthful response
Personalized
And just who is God to tell me how to behave anyway? Joel O’Flesh, President of It’s All About You Marketing, had a brainstorm. His ex-wife suggested that going to church would change his life like it did hers
Bible
The Bible Drinking Game It’s not pony rides for memorizing Bible verses that some churches are using to attract the young. And forget Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, too. One youth ministry has a new lineup: Jack Daniels,
Lessons
Zoos are places where the world comes to you. You can adventurously safari in your kakis with a chilled Coke in hand, yet still get your lawn mowed on the same day. As I am always on the hunt to discover the hand of God in
