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An Apostle’s Resume
You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting someone claiming to be an apostle. There were, I believe, only 23 apostles listed or mentioned in the New Testament and, while I believe the gifts of the Spirit and the 5 fold offices listed in Ephesians chapter
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Big Sheep
A politician who lost an important election was asked by a nosy reporter how he was sleeping since his stunning, humiliating defeat. The veteran of many hard fought election campaigns replied, “I sleep like a baby.
Seven Times the Fun
My brother and I took my then 5 year old son David fishing in a little city park. We were told that the blue gill would do everything but bait the hook for you in order to get caught. It’s a fun place to take kids to
Same Old Song
When I was in college, I majored in radio and TV. Part of my education was funded by my 20 hour a week job as the Continuity Director of our campus station.
Postmodern Pastor Hit By Bus
Good News Flash: A Postmodern pastor was hit by a bus at the corner of Absolut & Reality Lane. According to his testimony, when he “saw a light from Heaven,” Rev. Derrick Dunkoff had an epiphany. He now believes in buses. And in objective truth. Dunkoff started out trying to reach unsaved
Judas Had His Reasons
Allow me to touch on a historical theological sore spot of the Church of Jesus Christ: the enigma of Judas Iscariot, one time anointed Apostle of the faith turned traitor of the Lord. Judas was called by Jesus
Dead Man Walking
St. Patrick. “I saw a dead man walking,” declared freaked out Irish traveler Ray O’Light. “I mean, I heard you can’t keep these Jews down no matter what, but this…,”
Midnight Cry: Dream Of Newborns And The Father of Lies
I was in a hospital looking through the glass at the nursery where all the newborn babies are kept right after birth. Standing in front of me, partially obstructing my view with his back to me was the father of these newborns. I
TV Evangelist Joyce Meyers “Irking” Neighbors
Fenton, MO. Off Highway 30 just outside St. Louis, MO (USA) sits the $20 million dollar ministry headquarters of Joyce Myers Ministries. Meyers, a grandmother, Christian TV personality, and mega-best selling author,
Obituary: Rev. Mehdi Dibai
From a tombstone of a natural gas worker in Wiltshire, England: “Blown upward Out of sight: He sought the leak By candlelight.” Welcome to SheepTrax Xpress, where we dare to ponder tombstone inscriptions in eternity’s light. Ever heard of the Darwin Awards? These are awarded to, “The
Hoax Busters Reveals Salvation Lite
Salvation Lite. “No, Bill Gates isn’t sending you money for trying his new Windows operating system; and there is no Nigerian Billionare’s widow needing your help to discreetly transfer millions in bank
Once And Future News
Everybody must get stoned? The latest, greatest scientific brouhaha to hit the news inevitably makes me shake my head in wonder as I flash yet another Cheshire grin. Why do I vacillate between disgust and amusement?
They Should Be Church Theme Songs
Christian pop pioneer Larry Norman once asked, “Why should the devil have all the good music?” And drat, drat drat!, he’s got all the good theme songs, too. In our Marketing Is Ministry world, we need to stand
Obituary: George Carlin & The Seven Words You Can't Say
The late George Carlin Comedian George Carlin recently died. A cultural commentator, jester and religious cynic, he helped define modern comedy. Known for liberal use of profanity, he prompted a Supreme Court decision
Preacher Abandons Bible For Dylan Lyrics
Gotta serve somebody - but who? Calling his movement The Zimmerman Way, the once Reverend Chuckie Leven announced to his surprised congregation that he would no longer teach from the Bible and would, in the name of postmodernism,
Bryan's Musings: Think Stink
The real secret recipe... Fear is the ultimate weapon. Sure, sure. Those nuclear bombs are spooky. One flash and you’re a cindered memory a la mushroom. Explosives can maim and kill. They say you never hear the bullet
