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By bryan • on February 15, 2009

“By this all men will know you are my disciples…” - Jesus I used to be an out of Church Christian. Why? Because I loved God with all my heart and had grown sick of the ambition, the backstabbing, the cut throat competition. Well, Bryan, the world is a fallen, evil place. Yep. I am talking about the carnal competition between professing Christian

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By bryan • on February 9, 2009

And the day started so well... While sitting in my favorite restaurant having a quiet, inexpensive lunch with my lovely wife, I watched a mini life and death drama unfold whose images will haunt me for the rest of my earthly

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Extended

Extended

By bryan • on February 9, 2009

The church postcards kept coming with the same dire warning: “Your salvation has or is about to expire. Call To Renew – While You Can!” “I was pretty sure I was still right with God,” said sobbing Sarah Grace,

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The

By bryan • on February 3, 2009

Is this the anti-Christian Bale? Actor Christian Bale of Batman fame was recently caught on tape screaming in a 4 minute, profanity-laced tirade. We give his unprofessional behavior a fitting “F” as that

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Alien

Alien

By bryan • on February 1, 2009

Loving the alien? Rumors of an alien civilization were whispered by the fearful faithful. Strange sightings, otherworldly looking creatures had been seen. A few of the faithful had dared to venture outside to explore

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Bryan's

Bryan's

By bryan • on February 1, 2009

My family and I live close to a bird sanctuary, a place where injured birds are taken for care. It’s a combination avian hospital, sanctuary, and education center. It’s not far from a wolf sanctuary,

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Roaring

Roaring

By bryan • on January 26, 2009

Most people in the western world live in the urban jungle where the closest thing to a lion’s ferocious roar is a graying, grinning middle-aged man screaming down the street on his “lookie here at my very cool new

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Obituary:

Obituary:

By bryan • on January 26, 2009

As in Emerson, that is. Ralph Waldo Emerson, the oft quoted American poet, lecturer, philosopher and minister. He grew up in an orthodox Christian home, the son of a preacher. He even went to Harvard Divinity

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Other

Other

By bryan • on January 19, 2009

Sure, we know the Almighty as the Alpha and Omega, the Great I AM. There is a long popular poster in Christian circles that features various names and titles of God. He has more names and titles than the queen of England!

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Obituary:

Obituary:

By bryan • on January 19, 2009

Gangster Al Capone From a tombstone in Mt. Carmel Cemetery; Chicago, Illinois we have a three word inscription… “My Jesus Mercy” And what haloed saint uttered so sublime a prayer? Why, none other than the notorious

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One

One

By bryan • on January 12, 2009

A CEO of a highly successful upstart company is burning out, severely stressed, and believes his time is short. He’s plotting one last gamble. We find him lying on a couch confiding with a psychiatrist who is

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The

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

What if Shakespeare had written a New Testament style epistle? Weaving quotes sometimes skewered by literary license from The Bard’s life’s work, SheepTrax Xpress humbly present The Gospel According to Shakespeare. O

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Apostles

Apostles

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

SheepTrax Media is proud to present the latest in holy gaffs, bad prayers, and general confusion among Jesus merry band of men. Introducing the Apostles’ Funniest Home Videos! See: Peter sneaking off to the Lake of Galilee after hours to “practice” walking on the water. How many times does

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Obituary:

Obituary:

By bryan • on January 5, 2009

From the tombstone of Nikos Kazantzakis in Crete: “I don’t believe, I don’t hope, I don’t fear. I am free.” Welcome to the SheepTrax Xpress Obituaries where we dare to ponder tombstone inscriptions

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Fat

Fat

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

Fat lady to sing “It’s not over till I sing,” said the infamous Fat Lady, bursting at the seams with anticipation.SheepTrax Undercover investigations learned that the Fat Lady is in fact readying

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Year

Year

By bryan • on December 29, 2008

Though I am a lop-eared American of Irish descent, my wife is Chinese so we naturally celebrate Chinese New Year. She disdains the Chinese zodiac and superstitious traditions like sweeping the bad luck out of

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